Six degrees of separation, ha!

My uncle flew to Abuja to attend the wedding of his bosses cousin's son who was also his distant cousin on his mother's side. I am not related to this person because I am his relative on his dad's end. This wedding in Abuja also had the Lagos leg of the tour; you see the bride is Hausa and the Groom, Yoruba (kudos to making Wazobia a reality).

Now, my friend, who is Yoruba on one end and Igbo on the other, said he was going to Abuja to attend HIS cousin's wedding. I found out that his cousin was the bride which makes me wonder where he got a Hausa relative. I wonder how long it will be before we start growing extra appendages and acquiring superhuman abilities from all the very close genetic breeding going on.

Well, put me down for a third boob or glowing in the dark...